S3e3- Ways and Means (Come and get us.)

Pair this image...

With this theme song...

... and you get my summary of this episode.

That's right.  One episode after almost submitting her resignation, C.J. is back, and she's pulling all the strings behind the scene.  Essentially, this entire episode is about her moving the debate from the Special Prosecutor, Clem Rollins (hard to hate a guy named "Clem") to the House of Representatives.  But let CJ tell you:

C.J.- Leo, we need to be investigated by someone who wants to kill us just to watch us die. We need someone perceived by the American people to be irresponsible, untrustworthy, partisan, ambitious and thirsty for the limelight. Am I crazy or is this not a job for the U.S. House of Representatives?

BAM!  You're awesome, C.J..  You know what would really be awesome?  If your devious plan worked, and after carefully manipulating the press into forcing the hands of Republicans in Congress to start hearings sooner so you have the enemy you want to fight (instead of poor ole' Clem), if you could have a badass tag line and a nice shot zooming out on you... 

Like the Capo you are, leading your Famiglia.   

Can you have a tagline too?  Something that sends us to the credits?

Thanks, C.J..  You're amazing.

In other news:

1. The President is going to veto the repeal of the Death Estate Tax.  He may sign it, he may stamp it, he may even sign and stamp it, but it's getting the repeal.  
2. Doug- still a tool. 
3. Connie Britton's character?  Still named Connie (seriously, was she just cast in this role that happened to be named Connie, or were they worried she wouldn't respond when other actors said "Connie?")
4. Donna- going crazy with her boxes.  Nearly misses having a date with Cliff Calley (another tool, not just because he's a Republican, though) because she was going crazy with her boxes.  Date with Cliff the Tool ends when he realizes the significance of her boxes, and that he probably can't be the lawyer for the people suing to see what's in the boxes and date the Donna in charge of organizing the boxes.
5. Lastly, Sam has some fairly decent Spanish skills, and definitely would have held his own with Cruz and Rubio in that one debate...

Lo siento por que le recuerda esto.

(I am sorry for reminding you of this.)

What's Next?  S3e4- On the Day Before

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